Your Ralphie-ness is as hard to ignore as a triple dog dare. You spend all year waiting for December, and when it finally rolls around, the excitement is almost too much for you to handle. Right now, all your thoughts are focused on one specific gift that you just know will change your life. To make sure you get exactly what you want, you're dropping detailed hints that mention the make, model, color and size. Whether you're dreaming of an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle (You'll shoot your eye out!) or something a teensy bit more practical, this could be the year that all your holiday wishes come true.
i got ben to take the quiz. i dont know how his ralphie compares to my charlie brown. what does this say about us?